Because Joanna and Jamieson are already old fogeys, they have so many things. Too Many Things, in fact. They are not asking for things. (If you would like some of their things, feel free to request and/or steal some of their things.) As tacky as it is, they are simply asking for a small donation of cold, hard, cash that they can put towards their “Buy a House Larger than their Small Condo” Fund, so they may eventually have a space to put all of their things.

If you’d rather use Venmo or Paypal and you don’t know our usernames, feel free to email us.